Good for You, Paris

In case you've been living in a hole, you'll be happy to know that, this past Friday, the most glorious thing ever happened: Paris Hilton was sentenced to jail for 45 days for violating her probation. Paris was caught driving after her licensed was suspended for a previous DUI. Of course, Ms Hilton played oblivious, which lets be honest, she probably was. Fortunately, though, ignorance isn't a good enough excuse, and she'll be locked up like anyone else would. Even better, she'll be in no Martha Stewart-esque jail nor will she be permitted to leave for any "job" commitments.

But, of course, Paris, being the hard working, dedicated person she is, has recently taken up efforts to ask California Governor, Arnold Shwarzenegger, to pardon her sentence. On her Myspace page, Hilton asked fans to "sihn" her petition, which claims she was treated unfairly because of her celebrity. I agree, Paris HAS been treated unfairly-- she has been unfairly rich and famous for the past 5 years. But, sadly, she does have plenty of fans, and I have worried that their signatures could sway the Governator.

Leave it to Paris though to give a huge "fuck you" to any chance of redemption. Today, pictures of her were released behind the wheel of her Bentley. Whether she was actually driving is unknown, but the fact doesn't matter. When you are trying to get a totally deserved sentence lifted, you don't even "pretend" to do the very thing you were arrested for. I say lock her up for another 45 days for shear stupidity and arrogance.

Have fun in jail, Dear Paris. And in case you're wondering, no there is NOT bottle service in prison. The only bottles you'll see--God willing-- are the ones that'll be smashed over your head by the 200 lb. lesbians you'll be sharing a cell with. That's hot!